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Betas Gonna Beta: A Break Up Mix

Hey my negro amigos, long time no mix. Here is a break up mix I made for my buddy. Get into it. Get depressed. Remember that bitches ain’t shit, you crybaby fuck.

01. Big Red Killing Machine - Never Fuck A Musician

02. Dude Jams - Long Way Home

03. Charlie Brown Gets A Valentine - Aesthetics Of Vice

04. Dead To Me - Special Professional

05. The Menzingers - Time Tables

06. Bent Outta Shape - Tell Me Why

07. The Measure (SA) - Old Crow

08. Sand Witches - A Stranger Broke My Finger But You Broke My Heart

09. Mass Nerder - Saturday Night Crap-O-Rama (The Ergs Cover)

10. John Moreland & the Black Gold Band - Lonesome, Low & Blue

11. Red Forty - Cry At The Table

12. Joyce Manor - Constant Headache

13. Direct Hit - Snickers Or Reese’s (Pick Up The Pieces)

14. Alkaline Trio - Jaked On Green Beers

15. Fancy Pants And The Cellphones - Ultimate Make-out Party

16. Undark And The Radium Girls - Abyss

17. Dangers - Break Beat

18. Unfun - Heart/Lungs

19. I Hate Myself - Conversations With Dr. Suessicide

20. Off With Their Heads - Don’t Laugh, I’m Totally Serious

21. Chiddy Bang (Feat. Darwin Deez) - Bad Day

22. Vacation Bible School - Unlucky

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Anyone who downloaded this earlier, I fucked up the upload. Sorry broski (It’s fixed now)

Here is the second installment of my random choice of songs.  I did the first 9 and my girlfriend did the last 9.  I don’t think her choices were really thought out, but whatever.

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1. Slapstick-Colorado

2. Minor Threat-I Don’t Want to Hear It

3. Boyfrndz-Ya’ll Like Planets?

4. Short Round-Cleansing, Cut, Scrape

5. Smoking Popes-Let’s Hear it For Love

6. Catch 22-As the Footsteps Die Out Forever

7. Kit Fisto-All About Space

8. Wugazi-Last Chance for the Clientele Kid

9. NOFX-All His Suits are Torn

10. Against Me!-T.S.R. (This Shit Rules)

11. Andrew Jackson Jihad-Sense, Sensibility

12. Arm the Poor-My Father’s Words

13. Atmosphere-The Last to Say

14. Bridge and Tunnel-New Dialogue

15. Buzzcocks-Boredom

16. The Dead Milkmen-Punk Rock Girl

17. Dear Landlord-Rosa

18. Defiance, Ohio-Petty Problems

EDITORS NOTE: I totally saw this mix in my inbox like 3 days ago when I was shitfaced and decided not to post it because I couldn’t be fucked. Sorry Tim. This is a mix by Tim and his girlfriend. I hate Tim’s girlfriend but hey this is a pretty good mix!

Too Much Monkey Business

I actually made this mix last week and couldn’t think of some decent cover art for it. Fortunately, yesterday I saw the surprisingly good Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which fairly closely mirrors the plot of Groovie Ghoulies’ Outbreak. I also probably could’ve filled this with far more songs about how businessmen wear monkey suits but I cut NOFX’s Pimps and Hookers and The King Blues’ Chimp in a 3-Piece Suit and just stuck to the one. So this is one for all our simian friends. For maximum enjoyment, turn the sound down on this video and let it sync itself to the music as you listen.

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Tracklisting
01. The Dickies - You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla)
02. Didjits - Monkey Suit
03. Screeching Weasel - Joanie Loves Johnny [Live]
04. Dead Milkmen - Gorilla Girl
05. Groovie Ghoulies - Outbreak!
06. White Shit - Shitted Out
07. Spizzenergi - Jungle Fever
08. Osaka Popstar and the American Legends of Punk - Shaolin Monkeys
09. Tijuana Bibles - Gorilla Stomp
10. Arson Anthem - Primate Envy
11. Disgusteens - Monkey’s Uncle
12. The Mummies - (You Must Fight to Live) on the Planet of the Apes
13. Zombina and the Skeletones - Ape Man
14. Raooul - Rotten Dead Monkey
15. Rocket from the Crypt - Raped by Ape
16. Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments - Baboon’s Liver
17. Riverdales - Time of the Apes
18. The Mopes - You Look Like a Gorilla
19. Melt Banana - Monkey Man

Time: 49:34

a mix by Joe

God Damnit, I’m Falling Apart

I find I’m always promising myself that I’m going to be better, I’m going to have less breakdowns, less moments of hopelessness, self-loathing, self-doubt, self-anything, but a few hours in I learn quickly there’s no escaping, there’s no changing or fixing anything because that’s who I am. The ugly isn’t a product of my environment or force or lack of will, the ugly is me. The chaos, the ridges, and the constant up and down mood swings, they’re there all the time with me when I’m alone in my head. There’s no escape. And I’ve learned…when all else fails, make a mix tape. 

Brought to you by the crevices of mental state at 5am in the morning. I hope I did this right.

1. Shinobu - Not Gonna Happen
2. Very Okay - The Hole
3. Bomb the Music Industry! - Everybody That You Love
4. Laura Marling - Blackberry Stone
5. The Taxpayers - Everything is Awful
6. P.S. Eliot - Sore Subject
7. Jolie Holland - I Wanna Die
8. Foot Ox - Angel Eyes & Basketball
9. Frank Turner - If Ever I Stray
10. Defiance, Ohio - Calling All Friends
11. Tilly and the Wall - Dust Me Off
12. Lucero - Nights Like These
13. Bright Eyes - Sunrise, Sunset
14. The Whispertown 2000 - No Dope
15. Tegan and Sara - The Con
16. Off With Their Heads - Clear the Air 

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thanks to Mir for the submission! 

MOTHERFUCKINGROCKNROLLSUMMERFUNTIMES

It’s fucking summer! Get out and shoot bottlerockets at your neighbor’s kids! I made this mix last year after and during a series of rad shit that included biking to Tennessee, camping by Lake Michigan, and going to a bunch of sick shows (Showing up to see The Manix, who I didn’t know where playing, with a bunch of my friends who don’t normally go to shows, where we proceeded to get drunk, dance our asses off and got some basement crowdsurf action going, and then got a bunch of people to take their shirts off was one of the best shows I ever went to) amongst other cool shit. Recommended listening is in your car with the windows down and at full blast while slamming your hands on the steering wheel in full rock out rage. GET OUT AND GO! IF YOU DON’T GO NOW THOSE TREASURES WILL NEVER BEFALL YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!

1. Darkthrone - Those Treasures Will Never Befall You
2. Bomb The Music Industry! - Unlimited Breadsticks, Soup, and Salad Days
3.The Ergs! - Bike Shoppe
4. Avail - Simple Song
5. Eddy Current Suppression Ring - Insufficient Funds
6. Fleshies - Onion of my Eye
7. The Manix - No Country
8. The Bananas - Gentrification For Dummies
9. Get Rad - Sparks
10. The Dopamines - Easy Lving
11. Goodnight Loving - The Land of 1000 Bars
12. Chinese Telephones - Waiting For You
13. Used Kids - Midwest Midsummer
14. Motorhead - Overkill
15. The Dickies - Waterslide
16. Tenement - Ice Pick
17. Dear Landlord - Three To The Beach
18. Bent Outta Shape - Stray Dog Town
19. Cock Sparrer - Because Your Young

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Anger Ain’t A Mood, It’s A Goddamn Way of Life

Lately, I’ve been fucking pissed off. Why? Who gives a flying fuck. Why the fuck not? Why the fuck aren’t you angry? Go listen to Jack Johnson you worthless complacent piece of shit. 

The mix consists mostly of hardcore, but for good measure, there’s some pop punk and even country for you. 

1. Cutting Losses - Wet Paper Bag
2. Another Breath - God Complex
3. Cursed - The Void
4. Birds in Row - Colossus
5. Bill Hicks - People Suck (intermission)
6. End of a Year - You Better Work 
7. Heroin - I’ve Got Mine
8. Iconoclast - Silence 
9. Masakari - Abandoned
10. Moustache Rimjob - Take Two
11. Born Against - Fuck Yourself 
12. Propagandhi - Incalculable Effects
13. Haymaker - Your Life in 30 Words or Less
14. Lucero - Hate and Jealousy 
15. Unfun - Fuck the Pain Away
16. Black Breath - Fatal Error
17. Dangers - My Wonder Years Never Got Canceled
18. Dangers - Break Beat 

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A mix by Ditty. 

Splendid Isolation: Soundtrack To A Night In

1. Burning Love - Jack the Ripper
2. Young And In The Way - Hell Is Other People
3. Mind Eraser - Coping Methods
4. True Widow - Night Witches
5. Dillinger Four - Fruity Pebbles
6. Dead To Me - Splendid Isolation
7. Off With Their Heads -  Splendid Isolation
8. Fancy Pants And The Cellphones - Lipton Hi-Ball
9. Gateway District - Keeps Track Of The Time
10. Exploding Hearts - Sleeping Aides And Razorblades
11. Brand New - Failure By Design
12. Iron Chic - Cutesy Monster Man
13. Two Cow Garage - Soundtrack To My Summer
14. Johnny Cash - One
15. Dangers - A Missed Chance For A Meaningful Abortion

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A Mix by Alex